• more and more pictures of tak-sedar-diri shots
• at least one MUST have a slight cleavage shown
• okay, full cleavage, PURPOSELY SHOWN.
• must take picture in bra. or bikini. or in any other outfit that implies that whoever sews your clothes must have run out of cloth to sew.
• background MUST be at a club.
• must put captions like, "at MOS" "oohh i'm tipsy." "when i was drunkkkkkk..."

I SUMPAH DON'T GET IT.

Is it something to be proud of and showing off to the world that you're actually clubbing? And drinking? Okay fine, it's entirely your own bleeding business that you want to club, you want to drink, but hey, THE WHOLE WORLD DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT. And please, have some sense of shame, can? Why in the world would you want to show off your bloody boobs (yes, as huge as they may be) to everyone on the freaking planet? They are called private parts for a reason, you know. Pleaaaassseeee do yourself a favour by not making yourself look stupid blatantly by putting up captions with topsy turvy grammar and god, wrong spelling. At least save yourself from the embarassment by going the "extra mile" by checking the spelling up at Microsoft Word first or something. Seriously, you don't even have to budge your butt from your seat at all to do that you know. Oh and one more thing, you can keep all your hanky panky pictures that you've been taking with your significant others to your ownselves. I don't need lessons on how to french kiss my boyfriend by examining your demonstration pictures because I perfectly know how to do so *rolls eyes* Maybe I shall put it in terms where it is reader friendly to you.

Meluat nak mampos la siaaaaaak.

Tsk. Kalau dah Melayu tu buat cara Melayu sikit boleh tak? And yah yah yah, retaliate all you want saying that it's your own personal choice whether or not you want to drink or club despite knowing for a fact that it's haram. Haram, ke? -.-" Hey, I can say that it's my personal choice too to be expressing my very objectionable point of views here. Like all bloggers like to say, my blog what. I say what I want to say *rolls eyes even more until they're about to pop out*

It's already bad enough that us Malays have the highest anak luar nikah (read: born out of the wedlock babies) rate despite the fact that we're not exactly making up the majority of this country. It's already bad enough that we have the highest divorce rate as well, too, despite the fact that we only make up about 15% of the entire 4.5 million population. We seem to be nabbing the top prize for all the undesired titles, aren't we? In case you don't know, we're labelled as the lazy people of this country. Yah, of course. And we're doing a perfectly good job living up to the title, no? Except for that handful of people in our society who are actually trying doing their very best to prove the rest of the nation wrong.

Sigh.

Girls, please la eh, looking cheap is NOT cool (if that's what you're trying to achieve in the first place). Getting guys (hormone raging ones, no less) to "compliment" you on your photos saying that you've got a great body or nice boobs are actually insulting your own goddamn existance and does ZILCH to increase your self-esteem, in which I believe that doesn't need any boosting at all. Sumpah.

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